Hair Booger

A booger-like lump found in your hair which appears as the result of applying too much hair product, or not spreading the product out properly. It looks suspiciously like a booger which leads to you having to explain the product mishap to those who point it out, so they don't assume it is a real booger in your hair.

Cam: What's that in your hair? Looks like a big booger... (reaches out to pick out out but recoils as he thinks it is a booger)

Jake: Crap... it's a hair booger, too much fudge on the hair this morning...

Cam: Yeah riiiiiight.... more like you picked a winner and scratched your head after....

by YuckitUp July 25, 2010

Hair

a thing that most people only want to see on their scalp & eyebrows (eyelashes too?... idk) and possibly for men aobve the upper lip and on the chin

A- "You've got some nice hair on your head"
Z- "Oh, thanks!"

by JennyCraig666 November 8, 2011

washing hair

When the guy, while getting oral sex, starts running his had through the hair of the person administerring the felatio with a lot of pressure either for a better blow job or for the recognition of the administer of the blow job

Pete said he loves washing hair because it gives him more pleasure.

by everyone137 April 27, 2007

arse hair beard

A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!

Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??

Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!

Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!

by The Notorious B.A.Z February 1, 2008

Farrah Hair

A dude with naturally feathered hair like Farrah Fawcett.

I love your Farrah Hair Brennan, now alls you need is a red bathing suit.

by Chuck E. Deez April 23, 2009

robocop haircut

A distinctive look where the whole front half of the head is shaved. Usually done as a punishment in the UK forces after "Robocopping" a tale which is later found out to be false. This fashionable cut gets its name from the 1987 epic film Robocop where Peter Weller who plays the protagonist sports this new haircut for the very first time. May also be combined with the shaving of one or both eyebrows if a person decides to "gen robocops eyebrows" something.

Subsequently Davids tale of banging the fit bird from the NAAFI was revealed to be a lie. Unfortunately Robert remembered that David had robocopped it so hurried back to his cabin to get the clippers in order to carry out the robocop haircut.

by Nastywoodsman May 25, 2014

magical jew hair

a magical jew hair, is a random hair that grows in an unusual place, often the pinky.

Usually found on Jewish males.

Oh dude, I found the magical jew hair!

You know, I have a magical jew hair on my pinky that I can't get rid of.

by The AlliCat January 7, 2010