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henthai

The act of eating thai food while watching hentai.
Hey did you see that thai weeaboo just now, he was doing a henthai.
by Paradoxically Confused July 4, 2015
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Henri

A Finnish child's name,
He is usually calm and has fragile self-esteem (Don't destroy him)
He's cold on the outside but sweet on the inside
If you manage to make him like you, he will care for you.
Why is that guy texting you daily?
He's like a Henri, that's why
by Henri05 July 2, 2018
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HENRY

a name for a hot teenager who drives alll girls crzy
a guy tat you have to have as ur bf cuz he is so unique cute,and funny adorable,FINEEEEE,and snartND yet is sooo shy
girl:omg who is he?he looks soo hot nd kute i bet his name is henry
girl:hiz name i is henry
girl:tat explains sooo much
by kitlove15zagf February 24, 2011
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Hendo

A common alias of internationally renowned MMA fighter Dan Henderson.
Hendo's reverse spinning backfist just knocked out Wanderlei Silva!
by tihkal June 16, 2009
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henson

The name used for a 'tag along' in britain.
Stop following me henson!
by G™ May 30, 2006
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Henali

Usually Indian, has the ability to make the sun drop in a heartbeat. Kind of crazy at times, and outgoing. Has spastic moments every now and then, but everyone loves her. She has a raging sexual side that nobody knows about, except for her closest friends because she doesn't care what they think.
Person 1: "Look at that girl over there dancing like a hoe!"
Person 2: "Dude, she's definitely a Henali."
by kclb August 16, 2011
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hentai

Drawn porn. They've got all kinds of weird shit happening in and out. Tentacles, aliens, incest etc. In Japan, it simply means "pervert" (well, from what I've been told and read).

Really decent (save for yeah, those other weird types that utterly destroy your sanity if watched for long) as long as you don't start dreaming of those drawn girls, or you'll be digging your own grave.

It's interesting and in a way stimulating. I repeat again: As long as you realize that some weird shit there won't come true, the girls are JUST drawn, the body figures are out of rational proportion and not live in that "drawn" world it's all fine.

There are also dating sims out there and like previously mentioned, are sim-girl -related (Guy meets a lot of girls and screws them all then weird shit happens at the end). However, some do have stories. These games focus more on how to attain the girl in a focused manner without getting too much sex in between (I mean only at the end or if your "chosen path" is the girl you are pursuing; Even at the middle, you'll get laid. Easy shit, CAN be possible, but mostly impossible unless.. I don't know). Not only these sim-girled games focus on one girl, but focus on the whole story in general. All games (H-games) have different genres. Worth your time if you really don't have anything to do, or just want something else to meddle with.

All in all, hentai's good to a degree. Great alternative for real porn. Just realize none of those shit will happen in real life.
Guy 1: Want to watch hentai?
Guy 2: Er.. maybe some other time. I've got a date from our classroom.

Geek: Wow! that hentai is VERY VERY GOOOOOOOD. *drool*
Decent guy: Hey, don't tell me you're taking that drawn shit seriously.
Geek: What did you say?! Are you bashing the almighty hentai?!
Decent Guy: No. I have seen and enjoyed it. Maybe you need to get a fix pal. Those shit ain't real.
Geek: *sob* Why must you destroy my fantasies?!?!
Decent Guy: Whatever. They're good in their own way. Just not wholly worth fantsizing for in general however.
by Welp June 11, 2004
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