grass hopper

a minecraft hopper made of grass that contains a grasshopper

a grasshopper jumped out of the grass hopper

by The dragon who does stuff here August 16, 2022

Grasshole

Essentially people affiliated with Grass-Types in any form (profile picture, sona, etc.) They’re often the ones that pretend to be a team player or empathetic, and want to help someone only for them to see that they have nothing up their sleeves except a strong ego or outright betrayal by the next morning. They’ll likely be against you forever.

He use to be a fun partner, but he ended up being just like the rest of the grassholes.

by Super Saiyazard August 26, 2022

Grass

The green thing outside on the ground that you should go touch

p 1: did you hear that Alfred has been playing minecraft for 3 days straight
p 2: wow
p 1: he should really go touch some grass
p 2: agreed

by picklses August 27, 2022

Grass

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

grass

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022