Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023

America Goose

Alternate name for Canada goose, a species of goose that is best known for its black-brown-white coloring and its tendency to attack people at random. The term is sometimes used by supporters of Donald Trump and the MAGA Movement to encourage the integration of Canada, or anything related to Canada, into the United States.

Person A: Someone help me! This America goose keeps following me!
Person B: Are you sure? That is in fact a Canada goose.

by AlabamaSword January 10, 2025

Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit

Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.

by ABigDD July 29, 2024

Skating goose

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice

Dang bro he looked like a skating goose

by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019

silly goose

a person characterized by their lack of decision making skills

"I can't decide which boy to choose"

"You're such a silly goose"

by sshhuusshh March 25, 2020

Slippery Goose

A local legend

What’s happening, Slippery Goose?

by gint is a gc February 1, 2023

Goose

To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.

"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"

by NeroWasHere July 6, 2021