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a tube going

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.
Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?
by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021
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The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.
Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏
by 1234Life July 4, 2022
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He's going over that cliff

An expressional word descriping someone that is driving on the edge of a cliff
He's going over that cliff OHHHGH!
by Cosmq October 3, 2022
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The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020
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Bitch ass motherfucker where you goin'?

User1: "Hey bitch ass motherfucker where you goin'?"
User2: "Ok"
by Fallen-Oak November 25, 2020
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going the distance

When someone undergoes sexual intercourse without prematurely cumming. This makes them a lot more popular with their girlfriend/wife and overall better in bed.
Bob's girlfriend loved how great he was in bed because he always could go the distance and always came when she did.
by The Chort June 11, 2004
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going green

"Turning trash into treasure"

Hooking up with exes, going back to old flings
Are you going green tonight or are you gettin some fresh prduct?
by lohoandamyvee November 27, 2009
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