Orange Goblin

Orange goblin is when you initiate intercourse by grabbing her by the pussy, taking her from behind, leaving her with a wad of cash, then hitting the golf course.

Friend 1: You were almost late for our tee time.
Friend 2: Had to pull the old Orange Goblin on this chick from the bar last night before I came.

Orange Goblin by Time Orc October 29, 2025

loot goblin

a person that steals all the loot, this does not apply to bjelland jr

a loot goblin is a person that steals loot, which means that Bjelland is not a lootgoblin, but a teamplayer

loot goblin by Notbjelland October 29, 2025

Neck goblin

THE GIRL IN THE HALLS GRABBING PEOPLES NECKS SHES A HORROR CREATURE

You never know when The Neck Goblin is coming

Neck goblin by John Caspar December 3, 2025

Doom Goblin

Doom Goblin: Is someone who, much like Greta Thunberg, is perceived as consistently focusing on negative outcomes and emphasizing worst-case scenarios. Often, they are viewed as spreading pessimism and fear, sometimes overshadowing balanced perspectives and potential solutions. The term captures individuals who, by their constant negativity, can influence public perception and amplify gloom.

Lee: Bruv, you seen the news? Greta Thunberg poured green dye in the water in Venice and got banned for it! LOL.
Frank: I saw that! bruv the news was calling her a Doom Goblin LOL.
Lee: Alot of these Gen Z, love policing everyone. They’re not about having fun and a laugh, and enjoying there youth like we did bruv LOL they love rules and doom and gloom .
Frank: Init bruv. LOL .
Lee: LOL.

Doom Goblin by Jamie Cheese December 28, 2025

ugc goblin

people who collect free ugcs and are so unemployed that they should get a job.

person 1: bro I luv collecting free ugcs!
person 2: you are just a ugc goblin buddy, go get a job!

ugc goblin by cnuajikiuik,i8 January 11, 2026

Knowledge Goblin

A Knowledge Goblin is someone who hordes knowledge. They will surround themselves with knowledgeable people from different disaplines. They don't necessarily stop people from learning from them but they do no teach people what they have. They are mire preoccupied with gathering knowledge for themselves.

Bruce keeps asking me questions but won't explain how to work out how to calculate the answer to this problem. He is such a Knowledge Goblin

Knowledge Goblin by Big Ol Spanner February 2, 2026

Riot Goblin

A small pearson who is always aggresive and looking for stress

She might seem petite and easy going, nevertheless she is such a riot goblin.

Riot Goblin by Kucuk Tanri February 19, 2026