Wet German

A sexual act involving a burly, bearded German who has had a meal of sausage and beer, and has the juices from both caught in his facial-hair. With these juices covering his beard and mouth, the German performs fellatio on a woman, coming away with a sloppy-mix of food and sexual liquid on his face.

"Did you see all that weird, greasy crap in his beard? That guy looks like he gave a wet German!"

by Eyeconspicuous May 3, 2009

Speaking German

Since and uncircumcised penis looks like a German Helmet. Speaking German, giving German Lessons or going to Germany is having sex or engaging in sexual behavior.

That guy was so hot. He took me home and gave me German Lessons. Let's just say, he was Speaking German so well I am now fluent.

by Buttercup99 October 21, 2010

Dirty German

Fornicating with a sweaty armpit. Preferably unshaven.

"Dude, when that bitch passed out I gave her a dirty German!"
"Sweet!"

by TCK82 February 8, 2008

The German Grillmeister

The German Grillmeister is a sexposition where a male takes the other partner from behind and has a beer and barbecue tongs in his hands.

I did „the German Grillmeister“ with my girl today.

by Taorib March 5, 2021

A German

Is when you are giving a blowjob and purposely bite his dick.

Friend 1: Do you want me to give you a German?
Friend 2: No! Please dont. It hurts

by villylover123 November 2, 2020

not german

someone who doesn't eat brats

Laura is not German at all; she definitely can't take the beef.

by cashbecki December 7, 2009

Gay German Sheperd

1. A German Sheperd that enjoys the cock of fellow bloodhound.

2. One who herds sheep in Germany and performs sexual acts on male counterparts.

1. Glenn: Hey Wesley, its nice to see you and your dog Spiffy. How old is that Gay German Sheperd of yours anyways? I bought him a new pink sweater.

Wesley: Thanks Glenn, he's 4 yrs old now. Pink is his favorite color.

2. Before he became an asshole dictator Adolf Hitler was actually a gay german sheperd. His favorite sheep, Hanz used to love the feeling of his little half moustace on his german sheep cock when Adolf used to blow him.

by Jesus Prairie Dogg January 21, 2010