Gooning

Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.

Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning

by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025

Fire Goon

Fire fighter, typically a volunteer that shows off and doesn’t know how to do anything of value.

Mike: Did you see that Fire Goon run up to that car fire with no helmet on, makes us all look bad.

Dan: What a faggot

by Foxtail ranger November 24, 2021

Flicker Gooning

Having sex with Peter Griffin's rizzalicious GYATT while screaming "SEX WITH CHILDREN!"

I was flicker gooning last night, it was so sigma.

by Erm what the sigma!! June 2, 2024

flicker goon

When you goon so fast that it looks like your dick is flickering in and out of existence

Dude I just flicker gooned for seven seconds straight

by John McFakename June 3, 2024

Flicker Gooning

Only by mongolian tip toeing and using adrenaline can someone try this method. It is regarded as one of the hardest and most challenging ways to goon.

Person 1:Dude, you should've seen me goon last night i was at it for like 7 hours
Person 2:Tsskk, pathetic i was flicker gooning for 7 seconds at my prime
Person 1:How can anyone achieve such greatness

by Dont let me catch you at 4am June 6, 2024

Never Goon

The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.

Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences

by Dont let me catch you at 4am June 6, 2024

Goon Slave

A person who is the bitch of another person, acting as a sidekick but more submissive. In some cases, a Goon Slave will take the Goon of the master to their face

"Bro you're actually a fucking Goon Slave for Ethan"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024