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Foreskin

The useless skin around the vagina. No this is not a sexist joke.
Bill: Oh my lord, look at it! Its so flappy.. Too much foreskin woman!

Mary: DEAR GOD YOU'RE RIGHT.
by Mackwell November 23, 2011
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Forrest

pill taking, mouth breathing, tag along, annoying person who won't atop asking questions during movies, hoe.
make me some skrimps Forrest!
by Liz Forma and hot swedish guy September 24, 2006
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Foreskin

A useless piece of skin at the end of the penis. It sucks and generates Smegma. It has a ton of infections
Hello doctor, my foreskin sucks, can I have a circumsicion?
by Diicktionary April 19, 2015
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Forest Fire

a forest fire happens when someone with excessively long pubic hairs fucks for too long and too hard, way past the point of bush burn. Forest fires occur when the pubic hairs become so heated by friction that they combust, resulting in a very un pleasent dilema.
"hey, i heard you give it to a woman hard, you wanna head up to my room"

"yeah well let me shave my shit first...don't want another forest fire happenin'.
by The-Mathias July 1, 2008
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Wake Forest

Small town on the outskirts of Raleigh ran by pot smoking dropouts who have been to jail at least twice. aka Wack Forest. This town is full of drama and girls who can't keep their legs closed. The biggest stress of this town is making sure you have the best pot. Hometown of the rapper Roc Star
by gay123 January 5, 2009
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Forrest

To Pull a Forrest: To wear a uniform on a day when no uniform is required.

Usually put down to a deep love of uniform.

This action is frequently performed by people who spell Steven the wrong way.
Speaker A: 'Mate why are you in uniform?'
Speaker B: 'I love my uniform, I often masturbate over it'
Speaker A: 'You just pulled a Forrest.'
by VisbetterthanPH September 23, 2010
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Forrest

Forrests are awesome smelling guys with thick hair and muscular lips.......... wait a second. I'm thinking of a Gabriel.

Forrests are very arrogant. They care about no one but themselves. They appear to never feel emotion, but in fact, they are very emotional people. They cry themselves to sleep at night because of their hideousness.

Forrests always try too hard. They wear 'cool' clothes and slick their hair into shiny mohawks with butter.

Never get involved with a Forrest because one day they will tell you they love you, and then soon enough, they will stab you in the back and eat your hair.

Forrests have very addictive personalities. Find a Wii, pop in Rockband, and you will attract masses of Forrests.

Forrests think that they are studmuffins, but in reality girls run away from them.

Forrests have a tendency to crush on Emma Watson. They just can't get enough of her baldness.

Forrests also have some good qualities. They are good singers. They are very smart. They can do an amazing jazz walk. Forrests are also very good at guitar.

If you meet a Forrest you are actually very lucky. They can be really good friends and great people to hang out with. Don't let your Forrest go because they will never...... k........ won't often let you down. ;)
Stacy: Hey Forrest. Wanna hang out on Friday?

Forrest: Why would someone wanna hang out with you?
by UD whore February 22, 2011
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