Boston Monday

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week

Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.

by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023

Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018

Boston

Boston is the most cutest boy u will ever meet. When u first lay ur eyes on him u will know he is the one if u have a Boston in ur life never let him go he is caring,sweet,cute,sexy,awesome,smart,great a drawing,a good boyfriend,never let a Boston go or u will regret it his smile with light up ur day, he is a great guy to sit with and he will liesten to all ur problems. He will never make u upset,he’s a jokester, he will try and make u laugh even when he’s not even trying.if u have a Boston in ur life NEVER LET HIM GO I MEAN!

Boston is the most sweetest kindest cutest person u will ever meet

by Danielle amy November 19, 2019

boston double park

The sexual act of inserting ones fist into a female's vagina and anus at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you hookup with Sarah last night?
Guy 2: Yeah dude. She let me Boston Double Park her!
Guy 1: Nice.

by SeymourFed December 31, 2015

Boston Tea Party

A Boston Tea Party is the act of getting naked and sitting sideways on someones face in an attempt to give them pink eye, while simultaneously tea bagging their ear.

Ted: Why is your eye pink?

Bob: I was the honoree at a Boston Tea Party last night.

by DrDemonic February 28, 2011

Boston Cream

When you cum in a someone's ass or vagina and then you diarrhea shit on their pubic bone creating a cream filling and a chocolate coating similar to a Boston Cream donut

"Yo, your mom is an absolute freak, she let me give her the good ol Boston Cream last night 😏”

by Naked Cowboy at Ram Ranch June 29, 2024

Boston

He is the playboy type he will break your heart in fuckin pieces he well only hit you up at a time when he wanna come over to play with your feelings and he will only ask for head so ya fuck his dirty ass FUCK YOU BOSTON!!!

BOSTON: hey let me come over and give me slop

Girl: why is that all you want ??

BOSTON: never mind im not coming over

Girl: k. whatever

by Azria March 29, 2020