Finger moustache

To tattoo a moustache on the inside or outside of your finger, most commonly the index-finger, and placing it under your nose.

Oh my, look at Stacy, she is flashing her finger moustache.

by PhilipSkovgaardDK February 23, 2009

the ole two finger jones

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

by dabizz January 1, 2008

Rogue Finger

A test gauge process for attempting to measure a woman's willingness to engage in Anal Sex. The act consists of slyly slipping a spare digit into a woman's anus during the process of making out or intercourse. If she protests, she's unlikely to allow for anal sex. If she doesn't protest, there's a high probability that she will allow herself to be blasted in the ass.

So I was balls deep in this chick, and she was going crazy. And I dropped in a Rogue Finger, and she started bucking like a war criminal hooked up to the electric chair. So I replaced my finger with my dick and went to town. Then she went ass to mouth. What a whore.

by The Gyno May 15, 2007

Cold finger

To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!

I gave my girl the cold finger yesterday and froze the inside of her pussy!

by ZCMC March 8, 2009

finger painting

1.v.fingering a girl on her rag and then smearing the red, bloody mess on her body, especially her upper thighs.
2.n.designs/pictures on the skin drawn with warm period blood.

1.Man! I totally finger painted Susie last night and then we washed it ff in the shower together.
2.Wow, you really get creative with those finger paintings, dont you Bob?

by Vanessa&David Inc. January 22, 2004

Fender Bender

A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.

Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"

by Angry Rhino June 24, 2009

shit finger

The act wherein someone's preseence or actions ruins a given situation; especially, but not limited to, sporting events.

Steve really shit fingered the Mets game by watching at the apartment instead of at Cailin's.
Scotty really shit fingered me when he placed the same bet on the Notre Dame game.

by Sdmx November 5, 2008