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Curb Fairies

Mysterious beings that remove items for possible repurpose from one’s curb the day before trash day.
Place that old coffee table out tonight. The curb fairies will snag it long before the trash man comes tomorrow.
by RouseMeNot February 22, 2022
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Classic Fairman

1. An utterance which is employed when a seemingly trivial enterprise is bungled due to error on the part of the perpetrator.

2. An expression which is emblematic of a repeated pattern of incompetence, often used for comedic effect to inject levity in a situation that otherwise would be shrouded in dismay.
3. Employment of this expression is often garnished with a nasal tone, dragging out the "a" syllable of "classic", whilst uttering the "Fairman" portion as quickly as possible.
Speaker: "how did you go to the wrong airline when we have the exact same flight....? Classic Fairman!"
by trollmaster0511 July 27, 2022
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Lilith Faired

When a woman meets another woman at a festival. She falls in love with her and decides to U-Haul her upon meeting within the first 5-10mins. Love at first sight.

Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.
Daisy fell for Lilith upon meeting her at the festival. She had Lilith Faired her into moving in together shortly afterwards.
by This Gal Friday ❤️‍🔥 September 5, 2022
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Science fair

Annoying project that every single school in existence just has to do
by BroWhyIsEveryNameAlreadyTaken September 30, 2022
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Elise Fairclough

by Randle1 October 26, 2022
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Scarborough Fair

'Tis a true hood classic.
Scarborough Fair is a traditional song which has been played around the hood on many occasions.
Joe - "Are you going to Scarborough Fair?"
Adam - "Yooo that's fire."
by Danny rules December 7, 2022
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Horse Fair

Horse Fair is where willing Mares give themselves up for auction to a Stallion without ever seeing their faces
Josh: I'm really excited for Horse Fair next month, always wanna to experience being used by so many guys.
Frank: Me too, I wonder how many guys I'll have.
by RiLoCh February 13, 2023
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