Fart Boner

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.

"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."

by Jake Adams November 7, 2007

fart bubble

when you fart and it gets stuck between your buttcheeks, so you have to do a littl wiggle and picking to get it out.

emma, i ate chipotle today, and i'm having major fart bubbles right now

by harambeismylife September 16, 2016

rapist fart

one of those farts thats reaallly bad for a couple seconds, then leaves

that was a rapist fart, bad for a little bit then gone

by HEINLY June 1, 2003

fart snarker

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them

my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!

by ca artist September 4, 2009

Fartabout

nomadic excursions into an urban jungle made by a farter. a mini getaway from a group of friends to "air out."

i used to wonder why julie would mysteriously leave the room... but after dating for a couple months i realized she was just going for a fartabout.

by MisterArcher March 6, 2010

fart pebbles

Poop.

I made fart pebbles in the potty today.

by KittyKittyLickLick1234 November 14, 2010

Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011