resting happy face

a person, usually a man, who naturally looks happy when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Gary is such a creeper. Nah, he's just got resting happy face.

by manwithanorangeforahead September 21, 2015

intermediate meth face

Aka IMF. Some one who appears to be in transition from normal human face to full blown meth face. Usually the result of recent negative lifestyle choices including but not limited to meth use.

Dude what happened to Jenny? She looked good in high school but now she has intermediate meth face.

by Brokeninternets September 29, 2015

perma bitch face

Most women express 'resting bitch face' in certain situations. Some women always have a bitch face. Hence, perma(permanent) bitch face.

'That lady Wendy always looks pissed off & angry.' "Yea, she suffers from perma bitch face."

by Industrialistdoitbest February 9, 2017

Alabama freckle face

When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.

Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!

Dustin: dude, sweet.

Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!

Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!

by Ericockandballs November 6, 2017

the blue-face blastoff

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“I guess you can use anything. I mean you can use an iPhone charger, shoelace, a necktie, a jump rope.”

He decided to do the blue-face blastoff and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo June 3, 2018

O-Yogurt Face

The face you make when you're jizzing balls while screaming “I GOT SOME YOGURT FOR YA” as you come.

He yelled out, "I GOT SOME YOGURT FOR YA'" and the next thing I knew I was looking at his O-Yogurt face.

by RubyRBT October 31, 2018

Resting smirk face

A condition where someone's neutral face is to look like they find everything highly amusing.

Marr: They say this proposal is a serious risk to manufacturing and industry, with huge costs...

Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk*

Marr: I don't see why you're laughing.

- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,

Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.

by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019