full time sex offender sleuth

This is almost always a female, typically frumpish and often overweight, and often times a wannabe she wolf bitch, with a great deal of time on her hands. She spends hours and hours and hours searching the internet, local Megan's Law CD's, for any sex offender that she can totally destroy. Her secret goal is to cause at least 10 registered sex offenders to commit suicide or to be slaughtered by overzealous citizens that she strives constantly to incite to a murderous rage. She has no ability to distinguish between a male nude jogger and/or drunk man naked on his back porch, and a real sex offender, a man that molests little children. A "sex" offender is any man that she subjectively believes offends her notions of sex, which she can, due to current popularity, totally destroy. These full time sex offender sleuths are often passed over by men they are attracted to or such men use or have used them for sex and then often dump them. This is her way of gaining vengeance against every man that has "sexually offended" her by passing her by or using her for sex.

T.V. talk show host: "So, you arranged a local mob to smash the windows of his car, kick in his door, break his window with rocks, cause him to get fired from his job, and then you all stood in a vigil outside his house, with posters that say, "Infant Rapists Aren't Welcome Here." Did you know that this man never raped any infant and was arrested for being naked in his own back yard?

Full Time Sex Offender Sleuth (salivating with frenzy and perverse joy): "No, but it doesn't matter! He's the same as a infant rapist and murderer as far as I am concerned. Besides, we girls get to destroy men this way and it makes us feel so very powerful. We love destroying men's lives, that will teach them!"

by Mrs. Sajuaro September 22, 2006

full mooner

An ignoramus who howls at the moon because no one else will listen to such stupidity.

That full mooner believes in the tooth fairy.

by DOPLAZA January 26, 2011

Full House

The act of having multiple penises inside one vagina or anus.

"oh look! we got the whole gang in here! Danny, Jesse, Joey, DJ, Steph, Michelle...It's a Full House!"

by sexyfagbetch December 7, 2009

full horatio

see also "full nelson" - ie ; "horatio" in reference to horatio nelson - famous historical admiral and nautical tactician.
-getting head while in a gay naval "coming aboard" position the new and improved 69.
most likely so named in honour of one of the worlds finest sailors , and alluding to the nocturnal naval pastimes of lonely sailors on those endless women-less nights on the high seas.

"in full view of a horrified crowd of people , lady di was clearly being given full horatio by a smelly old tramp on a piss stained mattress..."

by luger douche June 28, 2006

full nielsen

To wear a mankini out in public. Most often for comic value and normally while drunk

oh no Chris is doing the full nielsen again.

by nathanofthegreatplannetearth February 22, 2008

full donkey

A noun referring to a sexual position similar to "doggy-style" in which a man bones his partner from behind while he or she is on all fours. While in this position, the bottom partner begins to "hee-haw" like a donkey and bucks violently throughout, kicking his or her legs backwards simultaneously.

Dumb bitch kicked a hole in the wall while we were doing the full donkey.

by danandmatt69 June 21, 2013

Full Tang

Full Tang is a knife where the metal of the blade goes all the way through the handle

I slit my wife's throat with a full tang knife for cheating on me

by ShittyTitty September 8, 2016