360 fake

That you're so fake and you cant change on how fake you are.

Josh: Wow. Jennifer just stood me up at the movies AGAIN. She's so 360 fake

by Figtrees rule October 18, 2016

Pump Fake

when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.

i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night

by Big Jim1234 April 09, 2011

fake cute

When your girl is drinking out of a juice box and she's lookin hella fine

"Damn girl, you fake cute and whatever"

by _paaiiggee__ October 04, 2017

Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

by John1969 May 08, 2008

Fake News

A term that Donald Trump uses to avoid taking responsibility for his actions.

You are fake news!

by Rimtiim01 November 08, 2019

Fake Bake

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

fake bake

by Mughal King November 03, 2014

fake pro

One who attempts to be pro and who might exhibit all of the qualities of being pro, but turns out to be the exact opposite.

Russell appeared to be a linguistics expert, but his opposition to pioneering a new phrase revealed him to be a fake pro.

by djsatis September 16, 2008