fake ball

Pretending to "ball hard"

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not.

John just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's

by Fakeballsohard November 25, 2016

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Pump Fake

when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.

i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night

by Big Jim1234 April 27, 2011

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fake cute

When your girl is drinking out of a juice box and she's lookin hella fine

"Damn girl, you fake cute and whatever"

by _paaiiggee__ October 3, 2017

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Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

by John1969 May 9, 2008

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fake yeezys

A knockoff version of a particular pair of shoes produced by Kanye West. It lessens your credibility as a person.

Bro... Malikai bought fake yeezys yesterday. I don't think I can be friends with him anymore.
I couldn't afford a premium shoe, but want to follow the bandwagon and become a hypebeast, so I bought fake yeezys.

by Lovable Loli October 24, 2017

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Fake Hoe

An Abigail Hicks.

A jealous girl who lies about her life, about suicide, dead babies, pregnancy, and hoes around for ANYONE. Emphasis on the "anyone." And has to fabricate stories about her life to make it look like she has a life, when in reality, she has none at all.

A troll who hides behind the screen and lies.

Tom: Damn, that girl is a down-right fake hoe.
Max: Yeah! She's also jealous of Amy,

by FiestyBitch January 9, 2018

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