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Earthing Ablution

Earthing ablution is the act of tapping both palms on a sandy earth surface. The act is meant to purify. It is said to be necessary before prayer, after an orgasm or ejaculation, if one does not find water to shower, for both males and females. Simply, the act involves stretching both palms, as though one is displaying the number ten with his hands, then tapping on a sandy earth surface, blowing on hands to remove excess dust, then rubbing one's hands and face as though washing them with water.
by Mr. VW Isaac November 29, 2021
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earth noodle

After the rain, all the earth noodles came out of the dirt.
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Earthing

My mother-in-law went to go earthing and she put her pussy on some rocks.
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earth

A planet near Venus.where we live.
SAVE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.
by boardgamebender January 26, 2022
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Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu

The most over powered weapon a human can possibly use. I.E. a form of divine torture
John used Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu to tramitase the nazi
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earthbrown

the act of playing Earthbond while using the bathroom
Beta: Dude you're late to your moms funeral! Where are you? Alpha: Im earthbrowning
by Bechs 24/7 February 15, 2022
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