Edward Cullen

the most beautiful vampire to ever be written about. He has topaz colored eyes and bronze colored hair. He is pale white and ice cold. Wife is Isabella(bella) Swan, Brothers are Emmett and Jasper, Sisters are Rosalie and Alice, parents are Carlisle and Esme. Is adroed by almost every american female and some males. Is the perfect boyfriend and husband. What every girl looks for

Edward Cullen is in my dreams every night.

by Gertrude Applegate January 29, 2009

Edger

Abuser of Animals. Enjoys humping cucumbers. Whilst folicking in the meadows with Yubber.

Otherwise known in the black world as a Rapist.

That man went to jail for being an Edger.

by Onion July 1, 2003

Edward Cullen

A "vegetarian" vampire. Girls swoon over him pathetically. Girls think he's sexy.
He knows he is.

While I have to admit he is cute. Just not sexy. He "dazzles" girls. And makes them wish he was real.

Girl #1- Edward! Your soooooo hot and sexy
*swoon*
Girl #2- Wayyyy hot and sexy!!! *swoon*

Edward Cullen- I know.I kno- Ooooo, Look at that handsome man. *dazzle dazzle*

by NikiZee April 18, 2009

edhardiation

the degree to which someone is wearing Ed Hardy apparel.

"That guy's edhardiation is on full blast!"

"He looks so edhardiated, it's rediculous."

"Tell everyone that the dress code at my party will be strictly enforced. No edhardiation allowed!"

by Melissa was a dissa April 19, 2009

edward moreno

A guy that used to truely love a girl with all his heart. But let one little thing ruin his love for her. So he left her all jeart broken and sad. He began to be cruel and mean to her. And no matter how much she forgave him for no reason or tried to get him back he always pushed her awyay And she was fed up with it and began to cut herself and no one knew. She tried talking to him again. He still sidelined her. Soonly after that she committed suicide from depression. Eward Moreno is a cold hearted bastered who toys with girl's feelings.tried to love him but all he did was shove her away. She later then started to cut herself and he was to blind to see it. To see that she was hurt n he was the one causeing the pain. He never saw the look on her face. The look of what pain really feels like. She soonly committed suicide to end the miserable life she once lived in cause by Edward Moreno

Stay away from edward moreno, He let his once true love kill herself.

by raivyn June 17, 2014

Eduardo Pedro

Eduardo Pedro is a retarded schoolboy during the day but at night he's a GAY
PROSTITUTE.

Eduardo Pedro's offers are:
£20 for a handjob
£50 for a blowjob
and £1 for sex

by mabossda February 8, 2014

Edwarding

when you say something really fucked up, then blame it on somebody else

Edward: "hey Hitler was doing the right thing"
Edward: "Eric forced me to say it"
Eric: "wow, stop Edwarding me man"

by roughbeast141 March 27, 2016