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catastrophic dump

The mother of all bowel movements
Dave: Don't go into the toilet, I just had a catastrophic dump
by Eldonko January 1, 2012
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Rainbow Dump

A shit so massive it goes from one end of the spectrum to the other. It typically starts off as a dry, hard bowel movement and ends in diarrhea.
Person 1: I was on the toilet for 20 minutes...
Person 2: Constipated?
Person 1: Nah, just took a rainbow dump... It kept coming.
by Ark-7 February 29, 2012
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Face-dump

To unfriend or block someone on Facebook
I face-dumped John Doe the other day on Facebook.
by Brodeurguy April 6, 2012
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life dump

(Verb): to inform an often unsuspecting person about a series of personal, usually dramatic life events during one overwhelming conversation
Girl 1: I think I scared him away.
Girl 2: That's because you life dumped him.
by sidewalkchalk March 8, 2013
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Jaws Dump

When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".
"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."

"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"
by Quint1978 April 26, 2013
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Clunge dump

When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.
Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"
by QueefyBat July 31, 2013
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Sympathy Dump

noun
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps

You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?

Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.

You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
by The_Honey_Badger December 31, 2014
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