Fidouchiary Duty

The act of being a douche bag for only reasons a douche bag would understand.

When Douche Bags keep it real and uphold their duty to doucheyness

a) "What was up with Tom popping bottles at that open bar event?"
b) "Yes as a douche bag, he was upholding his Fidouchiary Duty."
a) "Well played douche bag, well played..."

Another example:
Putting on jewelry, shiny print clothing, and extra cologne when going to the gym.

by DMoSlice February 29, 2012

the dusty pumpkin

To shave all areas surrounding the pubis excluding the testicles. (Balls)

Shock and awe prevailed when I shaved my balls into the dusty pumpkin.

by Heavykevy November 23, 2014

ball duty

having to hold up a man's balls while he poops or any other circumstance

Jerry: Man I got stuck on ball duty with dad last night.
Tim: Wow that really sucks.
Jerry: Yeah but at least I didn't have to wipe him this time.

by LalebCong July 31, 2016

Jace Duffy

Jace is a nice kid. He is short but he says he is tall. He jokes around a lot. He is funny. He likes to wrestle hates baseball and basketball. He is fast will always reply to your snaps.

Jace Duffy his friends call him duffy

by ..............,,,.......,,,.. October 8, 2019

Dada Duty

Another synonym for Gary Baba Booey Dell’Abate, in reference to his breath.

Baba Booey has Dada Duty breath.

by Patriotic Leftie April 19, 2021

Dome Duty

A person (usually a female) who is put to a certain task of giving oral sex to men who are in desperate need of a bust

“Hey Alec, which bitch is on dome duty tonight I’m a little horny”

by Bigballs42 September 2, 2022

The Call of Duty Cycle

A cycle used to describe how the Call of Duty community works, how they spend their money, and how they reminisce of the old games they played that they once called the worst game in history.
Step 1: Person buys the newest Call of Duty game for $60
Step 2: Person plays the game for 6 months MAXIMUM
Step 3: Person starts to say how much a piece of shit the game they bought was
Step 4: Person complains on community forums
Step 5: Person reminisces about the last Call of Duty game they bought, the ones before it, and states how good they were.
Step 6: Person waits for the next game, in large hopes that the newest game in the franchise will be better than the last.
Step 7: Repeat.

Person: Dude. For the past years, I realized how much of a crappy title Call of Duty is. I spend around $120 a year plus DLC, rage about how unfinished the game is, and always say how the old games were better. No more of this nonsense! I'm going to get myself a girlfriend, have passionate sex with her, and get my life back on track!

Nosrep: Holy Crap. I think you're the first person I've ever seen exit The Call of Duty Cycle.

by X3n0 April 26, 2013