Donkey Kong

To Use Your Knuckles To Knock Someone On The Top Of Their Head Really Hard.

Joey was talkin shit, so i donkey konged that nigga in class. He started crying.

by Robocop2489 May 5, 2009

Donkey Punch

The donkey punch when done correctly can provide pleasure, provide comedy, and wreak havoc at the same time. First, you must be making love in the less traditional way of the booty. Next, right before the money shot comes (no pun intended), rare back and use all of your strength to punch your lover in the back of the head. This causes a tightening of the anal canal, thus making your experience all the more pleasurable. When your lover wakes up, she wont remember a thing, but you will!

"Dude, last night I donkey punched the hell out of Mark!"

by napkin September 6, 2006

donkey

The animal Jesus rode into Jerusalem on.

Here comes Jesus riding on a donkey. Hosanna, hosanna. Hosanna to the King!

by Steven March 3, 2004

molly whopped their donkey business

1. to utterly destroy someone or something
2. to beat someones ass

we just molly whopped their donkey business 3-0 in soccer

by sg-t October 24, 2008

Donkey Kong

1.n. A nintendo character/game. He is the leader of a gang of gorrilas.
2.v. To hit someone on top of the head

1. Dude! Did you get that new donkey kong for Gamecube?
2. OMG that girl wouldn't shutup, I had to donkey kong her ass so the police would have a hard time finding bruises.

by Airman September 3, 2005

knocking out the donkey

to fuck a girl in the ass, and right as you're about to cum, you punch her in the back of the head so she tenses up.

The best orgasm I ever had was knocking out the donkey.

by Deez Nutz May 30, 2004

donkey punch

To strike a female forcefuly I the rear of her crainium at the point of climax during anal sex.
Often results in a bagel.

Jakes such a dick he donkey punched me last night then left. I woke up with such a bagel.

That asshole.

by JiggaloG March 12, 2008