Depression

It's the feeling you get when you drop your piece of toast and you stare down at it and then you have the urge of doing suicide. People think the only cure is drugs.

Person 1: *Drops toast*
Person 1: *Jumps off cliff*
Person 2: WHY DID HE KILL HIMSELF!?
Person 3: He had depression. Welcome to the 2nd millenium

by READ THIS BOI December 17, 2019

depression

its when you put on a happy face and go through life knowing that it's not really a gift but more a punishment you will see some people saying some pretty disturbing thing about it and its somewhat true as a person who has it myself I know what some of these things are talking about and some I feel my self too. its the feeling of knowing that some part of you is missing and its in a place that you will never find it will push you tell you can't take it no more and you just feel/say "why" you feel why keep going on only to suffer and then some think why don't I just end it. and the all you see when you open your eyes is a big black void and then there it is you have take your life.....

person1: depression is no joke
person2: well then i amj no joke

person1: well you need some help

by beyond the surface July 8, 2020

Moonlight Depression

A purple drink created by some unknown person that is pretty much the opposite of Sunny Delight. Also can be called Moony D. May or may not have been the "purple stuff" in the fridge.

It's really dark outside and I am thirsty, I wish I had some Moonlight Depression

by Ginsu48 September 17, 2009

media depression

when your tv, computer, stereo or any other appliance break down, and you have no money to buy a newspaper or magazine

antony: brian. why do you look so blue? brian: i have a serious media depression case. my computer, tv and stereo just broke down and i'm totally broke. so i can't even buy a magacine or newspaper.

by george blind February 26, 2010

Kpop Depression

When you love the boys too much that you cry day and night, that it slowly slowly ruins your mental Health

Eg: I love baekhyun so much. He is the Cutest fluff baby I have ever seen I can’t handle it anymore. I really can’t I love him too much. I’m crying again. I think I have kpop depression.

Eg: San is so beautiful he makes my heart go bdfhwjdbsj. I cry everytime I see him.

by Exoduex January 9, 2020

Suicidal Depression

A Condition that most Internet users have.

Guy: I have Suicidal Depression
Girl: Oh cool, you use Reddit

by UnHomo May 19, 2021

Post-Hangover Depression

The feeling you get when you get a hangover and realize that getting drunk sucks ass

Person 1-I'm never getting drunk again.

Person 2-Why?

Person 1-THE HANGOVER WAS TERRIBLE!!!

Person 2-Oh,you're suffering from Post-Hangover Depression

Person 1-Bang!(Blows Brains Out)

by fanfanmofo November 27, 2011