david hasselhoff

The most gay straight man ever lived. Made famous from the series Baywatch. David Hasselhoff altso has his own CD.

Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*

by Freakling July 15, 2008

Dirty David

A chilli dog with no bun.

I ate a dirty davidfrom 7 eleven but asked for no bun. Uhhhh

by Nickw April 28, 2015

David Ortiz

an overated overweight piece of flaming shit everyone thiks he's god cuz he can hit home runs, but he cannot get to first without getting ass cramps and can't field for a dead moose's last shit

david ortiz hits along drive, off the wall the outfielder relays it to the cutoff man heres the thor to first and o shit hes out cuz he cant run unless twice his body weight in mexican food in front of him

by h8crewdeathr0ll May 12, 2007

David Tao

one who is a king of urban chinese music

In terms of writing music, he's practically another David Tao.

by Lynn April 26, 2004

david beckham

this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he's overrated, but really it's an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he's extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it's needed.

david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn't.

by jacy_lynne September 14, 2008

David Ortiz

A Designated Hitter for the Boston Redsox, widely believed to be a big proponent and user of Human Growth Hormones and Steroids.

Now Batting, David Ortiz. Woah, look at that back acne!

by Sah Zen July 13, 2006

David Copperfield

Probably one of the greatest illusionists in history. Copperfield has grossed over $1 billion throughout his lifetime.

Copperfield was accused of sexual assault in 2007 by a Seattleite. People from Seattle are often rude so this came as no surprise.

Copperfield is an avid Twitterer and will respond to his followers once in a while, resulting in extreme euphoria followed by periods of hate for the successful magician.

Copperfield often engages in heated discussions with other well-know illusionists such as David Blaine and Criss Angel

David Copperfield is very well-known amongst certain online forums.

by DisappearingActs94 October 31, 2011