Junk Food Dude 

Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.

That guy you were about to fight last night was being a real Junk Food Dude

Junk Food Dude by brucelives December 30, 2015

dropping a dude 

Dropping a dude-When you take a shit and jerk off in the same toilet sitting

I was just dropping a dude and it was an exhilarating experience.
jerk off dropping a deuce number two poop jack off semen sperm cum

dropping a dude by Kfcman13 September 24, 2016

slippery tube dude 

A common internet name for the snake

its somewhere in the middle of nope rope and boop noodle

Person 1: Oh heck it's a danger noodle!
Person 2: No man it's my slippery tube dude

slippery tube dude by Hater67876 May 14, 2019

hair dude 

Some dude that is completely in love with his/her hair. They allways are touching their hair.

"Dude that dude is such a hair dude, dude."

hair dude by Kane G. May 13, 2005

Nah Dude 

An individual that habitually one ups any story told, often referring back to previous experiences. These experiences are usually false, however can contain a hint of the truth. The stories are very frequent around females. When a story is one upped by two or more people, a Nah Dude fest occurs.
Can also be used as a verb: to nah dude
One up; top a story

Kid: "I ate 3 burritos at lunch today, I was so hungry."
Nah Dude: "Nah dude in my high school, I ate 5 burritos, and had dessert!"

Nah Dude by Hamburglar123456 November 12, 2009

Bummer Dude 

A term used to indicate that an unfortunate event happened to one of your friends and you do not really feel sorry, but you feel sorry enough to tell them bummer dude

Guy 1: Man, I just failed my final
Guy 2: Bummer Dude

Bummer Dude by realgood December 11, 2009

Postal Dude 

A really cool guy

The Postal Dude went to get some milk, then he killed a bunch of people.

Postal Dude by Hardass April 1, 2003