Coffee Daddy

A coffee daddy is one who grinds so fine and takes his time.

Q: Do you know why they call me coffee daddy?
A; They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine. They call me daddy 'cause I take my time.

by dougasm101 May 31, 2013

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snuggie daddy

Overbearing Sugar Daddy constantly smothering and panicking over betrayal.

Evet time Ashley’s eyes wonder we have to hear the sad Snuggie Daddy stories from Al!

Robbie is so worried about Renee cheating he smothers her like a Snuggie!

“I can’t stand you constantly breathing down my back like a Snuggie, you don’t own me weirdo!”

by Judgerichie December 7, 2018

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Daddy Editor

Weird ass nigga who is editing some fucking pixels of a fucking fictional character while having a fucking boner. Usually attracted to the same sex and can't get out of the room because they afraid of touching grass or going outside.

AYO COME LOOK AT THIS: *daddy editor post* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by WhosMedo August 8, 2021

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Daddy Owen

OH MY GOD SO SEXY OMG. He is so very hot and so sexy omg.

Eli: Daddy Owen you are so sexy!
Daddy Owen: I know right

by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021

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Cabin Daddy

A hot guy who looks like he could build you a humble log cabin in the outskirts of Canada for fun. Ideally has dark, long hair, facial scruff, and wears flannel. Big brown eyes aren’t necessary, but they certainly fit the vibe. Someone you’d fantasize about snowboarding into his thick, comforting arms.

god Jon Snow is such a cabin daddy. I’d love to come home after a long day of mushing huskies to find him cozied up by the fire with a bottle of red wine.

by urboyfriendswcw May 16, 2019

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