gamer crust

the crust that DragonBoyoTTV has to peel of his ass after streaming 12 hours

aw shit dude, i had so much gamer crust last night after streaming

by JaxMasterFlash July 26, 2020

New York Crust

When a guy is plowing a girl from behind, busts on her back, and writes his initials in the cum with his finger. Once dried, his initials will be printed in the crusty jizz canvas.

Hey bro, when I was banging my girl this morning I went to give her the ol' New York Crust. But before I busted, I looked down and discovered someone with your initials had already done it...

by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015

titty nipple lip crust

Crust that comes off the nipple

Your titty nipple lip crust got in my salad!

by Babydoll400 February 24, 2015

Banana with no crust

When if you don’t know that one tik tok, you say this implying you are as stupid as the idea of a banana with no crust.

“Bro you know that one TikTok?”
“Nah bruh im a banana with no crust”

by RANDOMPERSON578912590341687 April 20, 2020

crusting

when someone does something so vile or ratchet that you feel your soul deteriorate

Ew, I can't believe she came to school with her hair like that; I'm crusting.

by stairwellsister June 7, 2018

poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.

"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.

by Shouse March 19, 2008

anus crust

Fecal matter that sticks to anus hair after defecation; can emit a foul odor when combined with sweat.

Fred was going to have his salad tossed, until Sarah notice his anus crust.

by JHarris November 6, 2005