creamated

An unfortunate, but all too common misspelling of the word, "cremated" -- which is where they incinerate your dead body and convert it into a few pounds of ashes rather than burying your body in a cemetery.

Al was creamated when he became worm food; I guess you could say he became fish food instead.

by Telephony September 16, 2020

Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021

thrice cream

neopolitan ice cream, or any frozen dessert which contains three separate flavors.

Since the kids can't decide which ice cream to pick up, we compromised with some thrice cream

by Chadwell Moore January 3, 2009

Turkish Cream-sickle

The female begins by giving the male a handjob. At the point of ejaculation she then points said cock straight in the air so his cum falls all over his own penis. She then continues to blow him.

Tess gave me a Turkish Cream-sickle last night... I'll probably marry her

by Pau Gashole February 10, 2010

gangsta cream

semen from a "gangsta" or "hood rat"

i just shot my gangsta cream on that ho.

by JTERIOS July 12, 2010

california creamer

When a man takes his penis, and puts it in whipped cream. Then he sticks it in a girls ass whilst the girl is being penatrated in the vagina. Then the males switch holes. Then the male in the ass pulls outand the other male licks off the shit and whipped cream

Jeff and dave totally pulled a california creamer last night on me, and I didn't even know until I looked back!

by steven dutch man November 14, 2011

White Cream

A man's semen.

Guy: Dude, you know that hot chick Angela from Calculus 2?

David: Yeah.

Guy: She gave me an awesome knob slob and I sprayed my white cream all over her face.

David: -_-

by Tehkwhiz January 2, 2012