The Cooler

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH! Yeah.

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

Dalton

by slopass December 13, 2004

20% cooler

Something that is in any way involved with My Little pony FIM.

bob: I heard Stephen colbert likes ponies.

bob's friend: He's now 20% cooler

by anon.338 August 14, 2011

cooler

A hand in poker in which a person with a very strong hand (often the 2nd best possible hand) is beaten by the best possible hand (usually a very rare full house, four of a kind, or straight flush). The 2nd best hand is so strong that it is impossible to fold, usually resulting in the loss of a lot of money and sometimes, an existential crisis.

I wasn't letting go of my Ace-high flush. How could I put him on a straight flush? What a cooler!

by ROI Guy February 27, 2007

cooter punch

To hit a females ovaries/front vagina area. you are not actually punching the baby box. It is usually done with one arm extented fully with a fist, the other covering the attackers genitals.(Just incase the victim counters).

Usually starts with a group of crazy females, and ends with all of them covering thier genitals, hunched over, in pain, and very jumpy.

Causes:
spontanious.
something exremely stupid/insulting was said by the female.

Reactions:
crying.
screaming.
getting that bitch back.

She just cooter punched me so bad, I think I'm infertile.

by Menou. May 10, 2006

Sursum Corda Cooperative

use to be a religious cathlioc area until the crack epidemic in the 80's. But now it is the most dangerous,Notorious project in Washington DC.better known as "DA BORDA", It is located at the bottom of Uptown on North Captital ST(the east/west border).It Consist of 5 Neighborhoods: sursum corda appartments, Tyler House(uptop state property Chaingang), Turkey Appatrments, Temple Court(T-Unit), and Golden Rule Appartments (901 Nolia)

i miss my manz BOB from sursum corda Cooperative

by hdudytehdcmdj May 20, 2008

cooter butter

a build up of vaginal secretions/sweat/dead skin in the cooter region

after not bathing for a week, jane had a massive amount of cooter butter build up

by teamboo July 25, 2006

cooler maintenance

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.

jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !

by Jack de wack June 26, 2008