cookie foot

a term used for the white fungus growing on the bottom of a homeless persons foot and around the toe trenches. It looks quite similar to dick cheese and has an odour of nacho cheese dorito's, a dog's fart and stale milk all mixed together.

When being stripped searched in jail the homeless man might say " Yo boss, I dont think you want me to take my socks off, I got some bad cookie foot"

by roddy b September 29, 2009

cooking dinner

another phrase for male masturbation

Since Cameron was horny he was cooking dinner in his room

by dr gummy August 6, 2019

Sugar Cookie

It’s a god damn cookie. Not a butt, not a handjob, a cookie. Ingredients:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Brown sugar
Flour
Sugar
Nutmeg
Cinnamon
Willpower

“Hey John, what’s that?”
“Just a sugar cookie.”
“Like a-“
“NO. A ducking cookie Carl.”

by Real definitions in real time March 16, 2020

pop your cookie

When you cum in the face of Hillary Clinton.

by fck the only thing left is you! May 3, 2003

cooking cape

The worst skillcape in runescape. Only a noob would wear this thing. Also See: Fletching cape

noob: i got cooking cape! me: fuck off noob

by Sqkuid Ward October 20, 2008

cookie

A tiny cute girl with an amazing body.

Yo mane I'm gonna hit that cookie

by R*Weezyy April 6, 2007

cookies n cream

The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.

After messy anal sex, Jason gave Carol a cookies n cream.

by hatlamp March 1, 2011