Cedar Crest College

Cedar Crest College: a private, four-year women’s college known for its stellar nursing program. If you come to this school for any other reason, you’re likely a scrub who got rejected from her top choice schools. If you’re looking for male interaction on campus, you can look no further than the male Saudi students, who seem to be here due to a fluke in the system (or possibly, due to copious amounts of funding to the Crest from the Saudi government?) Anyway, if you’re not down with brown, you can try an array of douchey white frat boys from nearby Lehigh University, the campus you’ll eventually end up at if you want to get the true party experience in college. If, however, you choose to stay on campus for the weekend, prepare to be bored with Cedar Crest’s nonexistent social scene and leftover dining hall food from the school week. And if you’re a prospective student or incoming freshman, welcome to your next four glorious, estrogen-filled years at the Crest!

*at a party*
Lehigh Student: Hey, girl. What year are you here?
Cedar Crest Student: Oh, I actually go to Cedar Crest College...
Lehigh Student, pretending he knows what college that is: Oh, dope! Wanna do a body shot?

by eucalyptusweed November 14, 2017

(blank) my (blank) collection

A collection of rhyming words following the pattern (blank) my (blank)

EX of the (blank) my (blank) collection:
Ripple my Nipple
Suckle my Knuckle
Learn my Sperm
Lick my Dick

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 27, 2018

Carey Baptist College

A school with a snapchat filter, colour run and free dress days.

Children who attend this school is often called a 'Carey Kid'

Person: Hey are you a Carey kid?
Another person: No, what is a Carey kid?
Next person: A child who goes to Carey Baptist College

by fdewygubqnsj May 15, 2018

noah’s coleslaw

when a girl starts eating her mans ass and finds a little bit of left over cream from when her mans was getting a little freaky with his best friend the night before and the cream was sorta marinating in there for roughly 6 hours and it got a little chunky and she continues to eat it.

comes in different flavors.

Naomi: hey bitch, did you eat some ass last night
Jessica: tried :/ ended up just getting some of noah’s coleslaw. kept eating though!

by devils whorehouse April 26, 2019

Nicotra early college charter school

A school so boring you would want to kill your self. There are no sport teams and every program they try to make is pure trash. Their student government voting system is all a popularity contest. Teachers are AmAziNg. We only stay in that school because of the opportunity’s it gives the student. End Of StOrY.

Nicotra early college charter school. that definition of boring.

by Just chill me September 18, 2019

Angels International College

Probably the Best School in FSD Pakistan (if you're a rich kid, if you're not then it's not for you lol).
Has literally every type of school kid and teachers, and has one of the most Showing - off douche bags students of all time, who think they're the most loved students of the school (except they're not). The Owner is kind of a douche-bag too, who thinks he owns the world.

(posted by an ex-student)

"Hey I studied from Angels International College."
"Whoa! Dood that's so cool! You must be so smart!"
"Fuck off."

by DudewithaD69 October 24, 2019

Agriculture and Science Early College

ASEC is also known as Gaysec, a school filled with an extremely diverse group of students that are stressed to the point of mental breakdowns every week and being sleep deprived. With a few decent teachers makes this school bearable, until you get to the college classes. This place is wild.

“Dang did you see the bags under her eyes?”

“yeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early College”

by anon24601 November 6, 2019