As a former student at Lynchburg College I feel that it is my duty to "keep it real" with potential candidates for enrollment and these other delusional posters who are singing its praises. Lynchburg College is located in Lynchburg, Virginia which apparently is a city and is commonly referred to by names such as fucksburg and/or shitsburg. Overall my short tenure there was defiantly the lowest point in my life. When I first moved into my dorm, and I speak from experience here, I realized that they very closely resemble jail cells. There was an inscription on my desk that read “Lynchburg Concentration Camp” which is quite fitting in my own opinion. The food here is horrible and there is no sum of money that you could pay me to ever eat it again. There is a dearth of attractive women and bountiful lax bros and otherwise large population of people that can only be described by the adjective “twat”. The administration of Lynchburg College takes great joy in kicking out students who try to enjoy themselves. I would advise anyone considering this “college” to do some soul searching and figure out what is important to you, if you enjoy activities such as bong ripping in peace and beerlympics I would suggest you look elsewhere. However if your calling is hanging out at Walmart this is the place for you! If you do not heed these warnings you will soon learn for yourself just how miserable a place Lynchburg College is. Send my regards to Dean Furter should you ever be so unfortunate to meet her.
by Cory McKay March 10, 2009
Get the lynchburg collegemug. A university that is mainly a wannabe college. Kids that go here are usually rejected from bigger name schools and end up here. Full of kids who think they are " hot" and " rich," both of which are as true as shit. If you go here you think you are cool but really its just your next best bet.
by musicandhearts June 4, 2009
Get the Boston Collegemug. by swagwise gamgee October 29, 2015
Get the barker collegemug. by Jerkin the Gherkin August 28, 2007
Get the Newstead collegemug. Small ass Lutheran college in middle of nowhere Kenosha, Wisconsin. Known by students for lack of social life and RA's who do to much. Don't plan on going there if you don't want to be known.
by Rm. 111 May 24, 2012
Get the Carthage Collegemug. A dope college where all the fly honeys are grade A. 90% of the kids there smoke weed all day.l BOB throws the best parties, and all the bitches love em. They have some dope people, like kelsi girl, tiny girl and some kid with the last name Linwood.
by infamouslegend November 14, 2010
Get the stockton collegemug. The last definition is ridiculous, I basically peed myself. Way to awesomely prove me wrong... Centenary College is the bomb diggity.
by GetInMyPants2 March 29, 2008
Get the centenary collegemug.