christmacle

A Christmacle is a Christmas miracle.

Alternate definition: To perform miracles on Christmas.

Dude, I totally just christmacled that homeless man.

by purplecobras December 8, 2010

Christmad

A state of being confused and somewhat mad because you didn't get what you wanted on Christmas, but in the end are still happy with what you recieved. A state nobody should ever be in.

When Bob didn't get an XBOX on Christmas, but got a PS3 instead, he was christmad.

by gatoradar December 25, 2010

Christmahanukkwanzaakahs

A fusion of three major wintertime holidays:
*christma* hanukkwanzaakah *s* -- Christmas
christma *hanuk* kwanzaa *kah* s -- Hanukkah
christmahanuk *kwanzaa* kahs -- Kwanzaa

Christmahanukkwanzaakahs is my favorite time of the year!

by SyrupTheSavvySavage December 30, 2010

Christmahanakwanzica

A vaguely defined somewhat public holiday that encompasses the entire month of December and makes people of all religious persuasions happy. During Christmahanakwanzica people may wear stupid sweaters, wish each other happy holidays, not eat a particular kind of food or not eat at all.

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by pengun December 26, 2011

christmas

1. December 25.
2. Day celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, although most scholars today generally agree that Jesus was not born on December 25, was not born in the year 0, and was not the son of God.
3. A season extending from Halloween through the end of the calendar year in which society pressures us to spend a good deal of our time and income in order to buy gifts for others which in 4 out of 5 cases will be returned or never used.
4. A miserable time of year when we are reminded of how unsatisyfing our lives are.

In Hell, it is Christmas every day.

by Anastasia Suckemsilly December 23, 2003

christmas tree

A word for the wonderful plant salvia or the process of smoking said plant.

Worker1: "Haha, I bought the best christmas tree ever"
Worker2: "Sweet. Can I come over and 'help you decorate it?'"
Boss: "What's that you're talking about doing?"
Workers: "Nothing sir. Just putting up a christmas tree..."

by Yodia January 21, 2006

Christmas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds to excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Christmas Caking"

by Santa Shitface February 1, 2010