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The true meaning of Christmas

A term used in Christmas movies most often used to tell the Main Character not to be an asshole.
Main Character: No I don't want Christmas, I hate the holiday and everyone who celebrates it.

Supporting characters: But you need to know The true meaning of Christmas, so you can feed the homeless, starving, kitten orphans.

Main Character: °o°
by coolcyan February 19, 2021
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Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
by drfermi April 26, 2021
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Christmas Gift Effect

When you get a gift for Christmas you may or may not have asked for, and use that gift for a week following Christmas. Then not ever use that gift following that week.
“I got a this cool wooden puzzle from my grandparents, but only played with it for a week. Christmas Gift Effect.*
by thehappycaucasian November 27, 2021
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Cincinnati Christmas Tree

A group act in which several people defecate into the same toilet without flushing; allowing the the fecal matter to build up into the rough shape of a Christmas tree. A star is then placed on top to complete the prized decoration.
When my friends and I go to the mall, we like to help decorate the place for the cheerful season with a Cincinnati Christmas Tree.
by giggling_santa29 December 2, 2021
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Merry Christmas Tree

Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.
Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree
Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree”
by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019
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Christmas Eve Openers

A family that opens their Christmas presents on Christmas Eve night as opposed to Christmas morning. Usually done in families with no young kids that believe in Santa Claus and/or cannot wait for the next morning.
I spent christmas break with my girlfriend's family and saw that they're Christmas eve openers since they have no kids under 11.
by Gaaraofthedamned December 27, 2011
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christmas tree

when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree
dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.
by nickchandler February 25, 2009
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