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golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.
I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.
by Thefanman April 14, 2016
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Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.
That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.
by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014
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genshin christmas family

a group of genshin fans.
they have their favourite character with a christmas hat as their profile picture. the genshin christmas family follow people with similar profile pictures. and follow back people with similar profile pictures.
Me: *has a raiden shogun with a christmas hat as my profile picture*
Genshin Christmas family: *follows me*
Me: *follows them back*
by im just getting the milk November 22, 2022
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The true meaning of Christmas

A term used in Christmas movies most often used to tell the Main Character not to be an asshole.
Main Character: No I don't want Christmas, I hate the holiday and everyone who celebrates it.

Supporting characters: But you need to know The true meaning of Christmas, so you can feed the homeless, starving, kitten orphans.

Main Character: °o°
by coolcyan February 19, 2021
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Merry Christmas Tree

Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.
Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree
Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree”
by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019
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Christmas Eve Openers

A family that opens their Christmas presents on Christmas Eve night as opposed to Christmas morning. Usually done in families with no young kids that believe in Santa Claus and/or cannot wait for the next morning.
I spent christmas break with my girlfriend's family and saw that they're Christmas eve openers since they have no kids under 11.
by Gaaraofthedamned December 27, 2011
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christmas tree

when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree
dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.
by nickchandler February 25, 2009
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