Christmacide

What happens when you commit suicide at Christmas. This is a popular time to kill yourself as many people become depressed at this time of year.

Frank: Did you hear what happened to Bob?

Jim: No, what happened?

Frank: He committed Christmacide! His wife left him and he just lost it!

by prezstain1 May 10, 2009

Cosby Merry Christmas

To kill someone and say, "Merry Christmas." Usually used in cohorts with heavy breathing.

Often used by Bill Cosby in the Bill Cosby Fun Game!

"Hahah! MERRY CHRISTMAS FAG!"

"Dude, you just pulled a Merry Christmas!"

*Heavy Breathing*"Merry Christmas!"

by Brandon Pfeltz May 4, 2005

white christmas

When you do coke on Christmas day, especially in non-snowy parts of the country.

Last Christmas I asked my friend: "What's going on tonight?"

He replied: "It's gonna be a White Christmas."

by Bay Area Player January 22, 2007

real true christians

A logical fallacy.
There is no such thing as a "true" xtain, given that the definition is relative.

Ever hear of the "No True Scottsman" fallacy?

by E-man216 February 10, 2005

Jewish Christmas

On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.

Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

by iknowwhatsup69 December 1, 2010

Israeli Christmas

1. to fail to meet the expectations, hopes, desires, or standards of; let down

2. to prevent the fulfilment of (a plan, intention, etc.); frustrate; thwart

3. to have a really shitty time altogether

Work today was such an Israeli Christmas.

I climbed to the top of Mt. Disappointment and the view was Israeli Christmas.

The broad at the bar totally Israeli Christmassed me at the end of the night.

by csbova March 18, 2011

christmas bells

One of the many songs in Rent. Mimi gets her proper intro in this song

Christmas Bells are ringing, Christmas Bells are ringing, on tv. at saxs.

by Krisy August 21, 2006