bob the chode

suck a dick, oral sex, blow job

"yo bitty, why dont u bob the chode."

by sammy chode DHT July 10, 2006

chode

Penis which is as long as it is thick.

"That fat ass' chode couldnt please a Barbie doll"

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

Chode

A chode is also someone who totally sucks as a person.

I can't believe that guy lit up a bowl and didn't even ask us to smoke, what a chode!

by skrilla June 17, 2003

Chode

A chode is a penis which is wider than it is long
Ave seen 1

andy m couldn't fit his chode up my arse or in my mouth and when i tried to toss him off i couldn't get a grip. So basicly he carn't get any pleasure

by Andy June 25, 2004

Chode

A male penis which is larger in width than it is length.

My older brother has a chode.

by Bryce July 1, 2004

chode

a dick fatter than it is long

"wow dude, look at your chode!"
"that chodes one to die for"
"suck my chode!"

by tommboy69 February 6, 2008

chode

a chode is a penis as long as it is short
and also the subject behind the chode kingdom
a magical place where the chode queen rules
and the only way to get there is to pass over a bridge over the chode creek thats patroled by chode trolls who ask you riddles and thats how choode came to be

"wow dude nice chode whered you get it?"

"duh the chode kingdom"

by nich..? January 12, 2009