chocolate milk

milk good combined with chocolate YUMMMY that you can make yourself or, if you're lucky, buy already mixed in the store

"this chocolate milk is the best is better than sex"

by the dude 420 May 18, 2006

Chocolate accordion

Doing a person in the bum and squeeze their butt cheeks together until fecal matter is expressed

Damn it took me hours to clean that shit off after I gave that bitch a chocolate accordion

by Hung Wen Sun December 17, 2008

Chocolate Santa

The UPS delivery man. He dresses in brown and brings you gifts.

All the people in my office love it when Chocolate Santa arrives!

by JohnBarleCorne September 27, 2010

chocolate nap

When your lover shits on the bed then forces you to ejaculate on the pile of

shit then you must sleep on the warm pile.

I'm fairly certain that Lindsay is into some weird sexual stuff, I bet she makes

Mike take a chocolate nap on Saturday afternoons.

by Big Zee65 November 3, 2013

Chocolate lips

Another name for an arsehole

Oi Shaz, can you give my chocolate lips a kiss

by Weabs June 22, 2018

chocolate taint

When, in the act of wiping after a defecation, a downward stroke leaves a shitstain on the taint region; usually goes unnoticed.

"Darling, go down on my sack!"
"No honey, you have a chocolate taint!"

by Magruder January 7, 2008

Chocolate Payday

A large, hard turd consisting of mostly undigested peanuts.

My balloon knot is aboslutley destroyed from the chocolate payday I just shite.

by gimpfeet August 26, 2009