chocolate milk

milk good combined with chocolate YUMMMY that you can make yourself or, if you're lucky, buy already mixed in the store

"this chocolate milk is the best is better than sex"

by the dude 420 April 01, 2006

Chocolate accordion

Doing a person in the bum and squeeze their butt cheeks together until fecal matter is expressed

Damn it took me hours to clean that shit off after I gave that bitch a chocolate accordion

by Hung Wen Sun December 08, 2008

Chocolate Santa

The UPS delivery man. He dresses in brown and brings you gifts.

All the people in my office love it when Chocolate Santa arrives!

by JohnBarleCorne September 27, 2010

chocolate asshole

When ones buttox is covered in fecal matter.

Chanan looked down only to discover he indeed had a chocolate asshole

by chananlovesmia January 22, 2016

Chocolate Sardine

When a person takes a dump in a metal filing cabinet at an office only to be found by a lucky individual.

I went to the filing cabinet to pull the TPS reports and found a chocolate sardine!

by MonkeyClaw® April 21, 2011

Chocolate Payday

A large, hard turd consisting of mostly undigested peanuts.

My balloon knot is aboslutley destroyed from the chocolate payday I just shite.

by gimpfeet August 26, 2009

Chocolate Bobsled

Similar to titty-fucking a bitch, after shitting on her chest. The only difference is....instead of shitting and then titty-fucking a bitch, you, after ass fucking a girl, if and only if she gives the shitty d. You then rub your shit encrusted member, in digust, up and down her ass cheeks.

Aww, man after I ass fucked Janet, she gave me a shitty dick. So I gave her the chocolate bobsled. All over her ass.

by natetron May 03, 2007