by Andy Coulson July 05, 2007
When you have to puke and shit at the same time so you begin spewing out of both ends while rotating 360 degrees.
He was so drunk that he began to do the chinese water fountain in the back yard to due lack of control
by rhcpfan16 November 13, 2012
The act of finishing inside of a woman's (or males) prolapsed anus, then unraveling and squeezing out the fluids inside of a dixie cup, drink some and use the rest for lube for another time.
by Blarf123 July 07, 2013
The act of doing a girl from behind in a bathroom while dipping her head in and out of the toilet bowl
eg.1) "that girl won't die of dehydration now that I've given her the chinese water torture"
eg. 2) guy #1 "something smells like toilet water!" guy #2 "yeah, i just gave megan the chinese water torture!"
eg. 2) guy #1 "something smells like toilet water!" guy #2 "yeah, i just gave megan the chinese water torture!"
by The Big Pink Sock January 27, 2007
Simply running through an area inhabited by one or more people with your wang hanging low. It is not considered to be a true Wang Parade unless there is more that one person streaking.
by Dong Brown January 16, 2008
by tboner1939 May 07, 2010
The act of putting the head of two penises together, (one circumsized and one uncircumsized), and forcing the foreskin over the other man's penis.
Hey bro what's that thing you did with that indian guy called again?
"Oh yeah that was the chinese finger cuff"
"Oh yeah that was the chinese finger cuff"
by Man dog 81 July 17, 2017