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Chubby Checker

What your girl is doing when she's horny and she shakes her rump in your groin to see if there's any possibility of an erection, aka, checking for chub, or seeing if you've got a chubby.
My girl and I were spooning in bed this morning. I could tell she wanted some lovin' when she started doin' the Chubby Checker.
by bigredsfo April 3, 2009
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Bluff Check

To call one out on a lie, generally when someone says something so incredibly unbelievable that you're sure they must be lying. Based largely on the old centure honor system, the accused will usually admit to a lie after being called out on a bluff check.
Keith: No, no, no, it gets better... then I pull her wedding dress straight out the closet and take a fat piss on it!

Jon: Woah woah woah, bluff check man.

Keith: No lie doggy, swear to god!

Noah: Its true man, I was there.
by Jon Bray November 9, 2008
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chin checking

To set one's affairs in order after an extended absence. Etymologically derived from when someone stole your soup, and you had to check their chin for remnants.

Chin checking is a common practice in low-income neighborhoods where infidelity runs rampant. In low-income neighborhoods where infidelity does not run rampant, it hardly occurs. Chin checking is referred to as "Hush up, Brandeen" by honkies.
Drat, while in prison, my girlfriend has become disloyal. Chin checking must ensue, as a matter of postindustrial honor!
by Doug Dafoe May 13, 2005
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Cheekus

A Mythological warrior princes of Cherub and Angelo-Saxton decent whose facial cheeks exceeds the average amount of fatty tissue, creating a cute and doll like appearence.
Did you ever read the story about Cheekus and Goliath?
by Robbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006
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Cheeks

Ass, booty, hind end. Said when you are pissed off at something or if something sucks. The bigger the cheeks the more it sucks.
"Bro that's cheeks"
"That game I just played was cheeks"
"They played like cheeks"
"Shut up man you're cheeks"
"That's some thicc cheeks bro"
by WeinerVille June 3, 2018
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boner check

The act of checking for erections. Typically involving an evaluation of one or more cock and balls.
"Oh geez"
(Lots of gayness)
"BONER CHECK!!"
"Fag"
by Goatseking April 5, 2007
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Nigger Check

1) The turning of one's head from side to side to insure no Niggers are present prior to the telling of a Nigger Joke.

2) A worthless piece of paper that has no actual cash value.
Definition #1 used in a sentence:

Rush: (Does a Nigger Check first) "Hey Mel, tell us that joke about the bus load of Niggers going over a cliff."

Mel: (Doesn't even do a Nigger Check) "Good to see ya Rush. What's wrong with a bus load of Niggers going over a cliff?"

Rush: "Sounds like the driver had some talent on loan from god to me. Huh, Huh. Uh, what Mel?"

Mel: "There was one empty seat Rush"

Everyone laughs.

Definition #2 used in a sentence:

The invoice was sent to collections because the guy gave us a fucking Nigger Check.
by PenisBeavis September 4, 2011
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