Carpet Skeeters

The carpet burns you get on your knees from doing it doggy style

What happened to your knees??

Got attacked by Carpet Skeeters

by EchoBSN August 16, 2017

CarpetMuncher

A CarpetMuncher is a person who enjoys sucking the pubic hairs on you while they suck your dick, clitoris, or asshole.

Look at that Faggot CarpetMunching that guy.... LMAO WHAT A CARPETMUNCHER

by ImNotAFUCKINGFURRY October 8, 2017

Carpet nuggets

Cat shit on a carpet.

Ex: Bro, my house is full of carpet nuggets because of my stupid-ass cat.

by Trumpnuggets October 25, 2017

carpet

a fuzzy tile floor

"You dumb carpet!"

by TheNicknameClub November 15, 2017

carpet dragon

MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle

Ur mom is such a carpet dragon

by Dirttrike December 4, 2017

Carentan

N. A Call of Duty map (also known as China Town in Modern Warfare) where you either spawn trap or get spawn trapped by camping bitches.

The map Carentan sucks ass, I wanna just get out of my spawn.

by SlimMan86 December 13, 2017

Caretincho

An individual who pretends to like rugby, doesn’t respect people, makes fun of everyone and “likes” vodka, just to be part of the tinchos.

Person1: hey thats a tincho, you can’t talk to him!
Person2: chill, he is a caretincho, I’m fine.

by Thomasllay.4 January 21, 2018