cop candy

When a car has a tail/head light out or something noticeably illegal. Oblivious dumbasses love to pass out cop candy, cops love receiving it.

Yoo, check out that cop candy! What a dumbass.

by MMMtatty November 13, 2010

candy corn

A form of mooning where the person spreads their asscheeks apart while laying on the ground towards their victim. When the person does this they must yell "CANDY CORN!!!"

Dude, I cant give dem xamples for dis shiaT!!! CANDY CORN!!!

by Billy Maddison June 6, 2005

candy cane

The old censor for the word 'shit' at the ZeldaPower forums. Has been replaced by poop.

Holy candy cane, that Flash movie is so awesome!

by Rebecca Lyall April 15, 2005

candy striper

A girl you'd let blow you, but wouldn't have sex with.

Guy 1: Yo man, you fuck her?
Guy 2: Nah, she's only a candy striper.
Guy 1: So you just let her blow you.
Guy 2: Exactly.

by Dave Fr March 20, 2008

tweet candy

A twitter profile dedicated to luring people into following them by the use of hot profile pictures and provocative tweets.

These are usually computer generated accounts used for spamming people on twitter.

Dude 1: "Hmm she's hot, I'll follow her."

Dude 2: "Man you're such a sucker for tweet candy."

by Boozkachu October 4, 2009

Bitch Candy

1. An annoying person who accompanys a bitch, a bitches wing mate, may be female or homosexual.
2. Any annoying oponent in a shooter, or other violent video game.

Joy is huge bitch, but it doesn't help that she has that bitch candy following her all the time to back her up.
Watch out for the watch guard on the fifth level, hes a real bitch candy.

by sgt.warcock November 17, 2011

hag candy

A fictional acid drug, similar to LSD, originating from Canada. It's scientific name is nunalol. Great for trying to sound hard-core.

"Man, I went up to Canada yesterday and got some hag candy. That shit's the best!"
"That shit is fictional!"

by Canadian go-er. December 9, 2007