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Canadian Immigrants

A perfect source of low labour workers, such as janitors, waiters, taxi drivers, etc., that consists of highly educated workforce (masters and PhDs) who used to have good careers in their own country.

Pros: They are resistant to abuse and unpaid wages and they never complain. Companies love them because they can lower costs and increase their profit margins.

Cons: They don't speak English, and even though they do, they still don't have "Canadian Experience".
Why take such a low paying job? You act like one of those Canadian Immigrants!
by PeeeeWeeee August 23, 2011
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Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

A man who can't keep his beef bus off the dirt road.

See asspirate, homofag.
So... Didja hear the Phippy's a Royal Canadian Rump Ranger
by Nitro April 12, 2004
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Canadian

A lumberjack riding on a moose in a blizzard, who is carrying a canadian flag on a hockey stick, drinking maple syrup mixed with Tim Hortons coffee, and commonly says "sorry, eh" in the English-speaking provinces or "désolé, eh" in Québec.
"That Canadian looks so retarded! I want to throw a Cheerwine bomb at him!"
by xHilarious iFunny December 1, 2014
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Canadian Handshake

A greeting exchanged among Canadians in which two people firmly place their hands on one another's groins and squeeze.
Ed is from Winnepeg, he might try to give you a Canadian Handshake
by Fuckyouidontcare October 22, 2015
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Canadian

backstabbing, trophy stealing, maple syrup drinking, "eh" saying meanies

- Stephen Colbert told me to say this
Canadian speed skaters
by norahboborah22 February 22, 2010
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canadians

Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)
Angela (calling Sami on her cell phone): So, are there are cute guys at Rouge tonight?
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.
by cherryblossom September 30, 2007
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canadian handshake

when you knee someone in the crotch, that, my friend, is a canadian handshake.
''john grabbed my boob, so i gave him a canadian handshake!''
by beezlebub 1776 July 15, 2007
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