Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022

corned beef and cabbage

A sausage infested with the herp wrapped in some stank stank.

Ryan’s chongy boi found it’s way the the patch, so corned beef and cabbage time!

by RollsLikePoop July 16, 2022

gone off cabbage

When you leave a cabbage in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off cabbage tastes like a stink bomb.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.

Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.

by Generic Villain October 22, 2023

Sniffing The Cabbage

A person positioning their face near their buttocks, releasing a fart, and then intentionally directing the odor toward themselves by wafting it.

damn he be sniffing the cabbage in the back of the bus.

by Jaboitheone March 19, 2024

The Seedy Cabal

The Seedy Cabal is an ancient underground organization of political operatives that aims to create unrest and influence the masses. Little is known about the organization apart from the initials of the three founding members, HB, AK, and RT. The only known operations of the group involve the destruction of the reputations of their political opponents. It is also speculated the cabal was involved in other world events throughout history, such as the sacking of Rome and the creation of the state of Israel, alongside the Rothschilds.

The Seedy Cabal is out to plant me!

by ahuang24 October 8, 2024

christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!

We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up

by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024