cake, ice cream and pony rides

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.

"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

cake fucker

1)a person who...well...fucks cakes. such cakes may vary depending on what kind of cake is baked and prepared.

2)a person who eats too much cake and is abusing the privilage of eating that cake.

see cake eater

1) Stop annoying me you CAKE FUCKER!

2) Do you see that guy over there? He's such a CAKE FUCKER!

see cake sex

by TECHNO TOMOTHY May 18, 2009

Cake Master

One who is efficient at caking. One who is always seen caking. One who is thought of to cake. Can be with one person or multiple girls. (Caking is when you are always talking to a girl on the phone or in person, disregarding the fact that you have friends)

Man you are the master of caking, you trying to wife her cake master?

by naturally on deck1 January 26, 2011

caked out

When a person, typically a woman, has a big butt / ass.

Damn dude, Lindsay is fucking caked out.

by YourNiceStepBro July 25, 2021

Throw cake in't pond

To defecate/excrete faeces/have a turd. Must be said in a northern accent

"Bah eck lass that were some crackin' beef, after all that im off to throw cake in't pond"

by Yannick Pfister December 20, 2009

lump cake

A lump cake is used to describe a sexy beast of a person or it could also mean a cake that is lumpy and should not be eaten or digested by the human body.

"Damn, that girl aryana sure is a real lump cake"

Or
"That lumo cake gave me the shits last night pee yewww"

by randomlyrandombooty12 May 28, 2016

Rice cake

A poison ass rice shaped like a little round circle??? It is probably good for a diet but it may make you feel bad.

Brian: Hey Peter have you tried these things called rice cakes, they are apparently good for a diet.

Peter: *dead*

The video was really funny tho bruh

by megggggga faggot October 30, 2019