coogee bay ice cream

shit, turd, poo, to take a shit. Named after the Coogee Bay Hotel in Sydney, Australia where a customer was serve a complimentary ice cream containing human faeces after making a complaint about where they were seated.

Person 1: Hey man, you got a minute? i need to ask you a question.

Person 2: Hang 5 dude, i gotta grab a Coogee Bay ice cream
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Whats that smell? Smells like a Coogee Bay ice cream

by steve biko March 12, 2009

I'm eating your ice cream

What you say when you know you're getting on someone's nerve

Dude, I know I'm eating your ice cream but you gotta hear me out...

by Birdyfly12 June 6, 2016

Ice Cream Blow Job

1) The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating on the giver's face and in their mouth (also on titties if they're available).

2) A song by Lewisville Slugga about receiving an ice cream blowjob.

1) How'd your date go? She gave me a ice cream blowjob! Nice.

2) That Ice Cream Blow Job song cracks me up!

by Lewisville Slugga March 10, 2010

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.

When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.

by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005

Scranton Cream Pie

This act is performed by crapping into a pie plate. When you have filled the plate, bake the crap at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. About half way before it is finished, take it out of the oven, and ejaculate over the top of the pie. Bake until ejaculate becomes golden brown. A tasty scranton delicacy for your holiday dinner.

Why are you shitting in that pie plate?
I am making Scranton Cream pie as a christmas present for the intern!

by Chuncky Kuntz January 9, 2008

ice cream cone

when someone says something to try to butter you up.

"I don't need an ice cream cone"
"It's not an ice cream cone!.. What's an ice cream cone?"
"Oh, you know, here's something to make you feel good, something sweet that melts in 5 minutes. I don't need it. I'm cool with whatever you want to say or not say."

-Elizabethtown

by Lands November 3, 2007

puppy dogs and ice cream

(adj. or noun) refers to any topic of safe, meaningless conversation used when someone is afraid to come to terms with their sexual desires.

Swingers

"The money babies were throwing him the party vibe but he was all puppy dogs and ice cream."

by Krumm April 2, 2004