Crazy Bed

In Mexican slang, when one goes to sleep so shitfaced that the bed one is lying on spins like crazy hence one not being able to fall asleep.

"I was so drunk last night that when I went to sleep I had the crazy bed and I ended up puking like Jimmi Hendrix and couldn't fucking fall asleep."

by MedjeedIX July 2, 2023

Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob

A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:

-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact

-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen

Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.

by Hantlin July 16, 2023

Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

Crazy Shit

No I KNOW you saw it. I know.

Hym "I know you saw the crazy shit... And if you saw the CRAZY shit... You ALSO saw the BRILLIANT shit... So, you know... BEHOLD! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Crazy Pants

When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.

Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.

by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024

crazy but cute latina

an insane but adorable girl of hispanic descent.

“this mexican girl I’ve been dating has gone crazy on me”

“she must be a crazy but cute latina”

by anonymous August 21, 2024

Crazy Form

Get up, get up, get up (hoo)
Ninety-two-four, kick that drum
My ego in this show
달나라까지 go
야, 이거 미친 폼
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah 춤만 춰
My ego in this show
Put 'em up, put 'em up, make 'em run
자, 이게 미친 폼 (fix on)
미친 폼을 올려 (hoo)
가져와 내 trophy (trophy)
시동 걸어 이 turbine (hoo)
Pull up, the drop beat 태워버려 pumpin', whoa
오대륙 다 돌아봤냐? (Ha)
상향 중 내 주가는 red light (cha-cha)
내 check엔 comma 계속 넣어가
펄럭이는 my green flag
내버려둬 I don't mind
꼴사나우면 눈 감아
Time is tickin' 너무 빨라
Can't you see? I'm a warning sign (ayy-oh)
이제 불러 따라 (hoo)
격하게 털어 (ayy-oh)
You know I'm fire
그냥 맘대로 움직여 we go up
Ninety-two-four, kick that drum
My ego in this show
달나라까지 go
야, 이거 미친 폼
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah 춤만 춰
My ego in this show
Put 'em up, put 'em up, make 'em run
자, 이게 미친 폼
Ayy
Taki, taki, dance 'til the sunrise, yeah
Take it, take it, nobody plays like this
Oh 가타부타 말로만 blah, blah, blah, blah
흔들어 body, body 왔다 갔다 step like this
Crazy boys are getting 환장
떴다 하면 crash 막 여기저기 반파
근본 없는 자식 난 앞만 보고 간다
미쳐있지 passion, ambition에 tension은 저세상으로
불가사의 같은 놈 (불가사의 같은 놈)
생전 처음 보는 놈 (생전 처음 보는 놈)
지구를 돌아버린 놈 (hoo)
I'll make you scream, when I go
내버려둬 I don't mind
꼴사나우면 눈 감아
Time is tickin' 너무 빨라
Can't you see? I'm a warning sign (ayy-oh)
이제 불러 따라 (hoo)
격하게 털어 (ayy-oh)
You know I'm fire
그냥 맘대로 움직여 we go up
Ninety-two-four, kick that drum
My ego in this show
달나라까지 go

hey did you hear that fire song name Crazy Form by ateez?
yeah! its not just fire, personally its SOTY (song of the year)

by hongjoongs glasses\ February 1, 2024