cold, dead hand

From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!

"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)

California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)

by ReindeerBoy December 19, 2009

cold cat

When you nut on a girl and she gets a cold but she still want more

Damn bro, molly I gave all I had, but she still wanted a cold cat

by 49;4445 April 17, 2017

Cold cock

A 17 inch cock with little gloves on the nuts

Suck my cold cock please and thank you

by Big gay 6969 December 6, 2017

Cold head

Stale willy (penis)

Not received oral sex in a long period. “Nigga i got cold head”

by beef_flabs September 23, 2019

Cold Lotion

Cold lotion refers to the lotion you put in the fridge to keep it cold so when you put it on your penis it soothes the burning from dry masturbation.

Barb told me that you should keep your lotion cold because it makes your skin smoother and stuff so i just made cold lotion and it feels amazing

by Trainer_Yarn July 31, 2016

cold spike

It's just the same as ice cream.

Damn, I need some cold spike!

by Captain Sexor April 28, 2005

Cold Winslow

Refers to the use of a frozen poop as a dildo. Considered to be the antonym of a Hot Carl.

"Dude I totally took a dump, threw it in the freezer, and then used it to go to town on my girlfriend. She can't get enough of the Cold Winslow."

by Chuddly Knudson September 22, 2008