Close

A expression used when your in confusion, when you don’t understand what your roadman is talking about or are shocked!

Speaker 1: I’m having a wank mate
Speaker 2: shittt!!’close? Mate tmi

by Stoner998 October 21, 2017

very very close friend

what you call your boyfriend/girlfriend when you dont want other people to know.

K: So brian and me were-
S: your very very close friend brian?
K: hahah. yes...

by Zrrrr April 24, 2008

close-stander

One who violates the personal space of another by standing too close.

Ugh! I hate close-standers. I could feel the heat coming off his balls.

by the.puppet.man March 25, 2006

Close Friend Inflation

When one begins to add their friends on facebook to their "close friends" list. Soon, they will begin to receive more notifications than ever before. Close Friend Inflation appears to make someone more popular, when in reality they are just becoming privy to typically useless information.

Man, I thought people were starting to like my facebook but it was just close friend inflation.

by TheRealMrCoincidence September 2, 2012

close your legs the war is over

the stench of your coochie is capable of knocking out the masses.

1: “Dude do you smell that?”

2: “yeah bro, I think that’s Savannah’s coochie”
1: “hey Savannah, close your legs the war is over hoe.”

by gothfoth September 25, 2022

You close

When someone asks if you are close

“Ah fuck yeah. You close? You close?”

by Alexisxxoxx July 29, 2020

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021