Cheese Pizza

Child pornography. Yeah.

"Dude, did you hear ___ got arrested for owning 'cheese pizza'"? "Holy shit, man."

by a funni meme February 3, 2015

dick cheese

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time

baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya

by jmae8313 March 28, 2005

clapping cheeks

The sound a womans booty makes when getting clapped from behind.

I heard that Tom was clapping cheeks with Lizzie yesterday.

by dictionarybot100 July 4, 2019

Mexican Cheese Wiz

A liquid containing mostly semen and urine from one or more person. Good on potato chips.

Lindsay: Hey! You comin' over to Chris's? I heard he's making some Mexican Cheese Wiz.

Brittany: Hell yeah girl!

by ToxicShnitzel August 21, 2009

Fu'munda Cheese

1.) Sweat build up under the forskin of the penis.

2.) Dirty tainted sweat from under the ball sack.

" check for fu'munda cheese before you go down under please! "

by Shawn Shiffy Shaffer March 25, 2017

Cheez-Its

Pretty much the best fuckin baked snack cracker of all time. 100% Real cheese. Something everyone likes, and for those who dont. Well, take a look at Rosie O'Donell.

Todd: Oh em gee can I have some Cheez-Its? Nick: No fucker, get your own box. As a matter of fact, just get the hell away from me.

by Flipzeroccs9 July 23, 2009

cheese and crackers

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009